SUSHI BOY GARFIELD SERIES

Jon is shown with Garfield's food bowl lodged in his mouth.

Jon: (Watching Garfield eat) You know, Garfield.

Garfield: WAIT! I'M SORRY! I'LL MAKE SOME MORE! I'LL LEARN TO BAKE! () (Jon looks angry) Garfield: (crosses his arms) So, what are you going to do about it? Jon: (walks off) I'm telling Santa.

Jon: You ate all the Christmas cookies! Garfield: So I did. (Jon discovers that Garfield ate all of the Christmas cookies).Jon: (Off-screen) AAARRRGGHH! Garfield: Christmas Tree: 3.

YOU'RE GONNA STAND UP OR ELSE!! (Garfield takes another sip of coffee) Something falls over again, creating a third crash. (Garfield takes a sip of coffee) Something falls over, creating a second crash, glass breaks and there is a small tinkling noise is heard. Jon: (Off-screen) Okay, okay, I know what I did wrong. (Garfield picks up a cookie) A loud crash is heard. Jon: (Off-screen) Okay, here we go.Aaannnd. Jon is whistling off screen, there is a plate of 4 cookies on the table and Garfield walks in with a cup of coffee.Jon: (Cheering) YEEESS!! YEEESS!! Liz: THAT'S CHEATING! Garfield: If you can't attract 'em, trick 'em. Garfield snatches Jon's coffee cup Jon: Hey! That's my Binky the Clown cup! (Throws temper tantrum) MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! Garfield: I think I've isolated your problem. Jon: Garfield, why aren't women attracted to me?.Cut to Jon dressed as a 'model' for Garfield's snowman, wearing a white cap and a fake carrot on his nose and with his arms spread out wide a la the twig arms on the snowman. Jon: (Off-screen) And I'm freezing, too! Garfield: You can't rush art, you big crybaby. Jon: (Off-screen) Garfield, hurry up! I'm getting tired! Garfield: Gripe, gripe, gripe. Jon: (Walks in the door and trips over Garfield, spilling his shopping everywhere) ARRRRGH! Jon GARFIELD! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO LIE NEAR THE DOOR?! Jon: (Gets up) I'm sick of tripping over you! Garfield (Walks into the living room) All right! All right! Jon: (Gets up and puts his shopping back into the bags) Why does this always happen to me? Jon: (Walks into the living room and trips over Garfield again, spilling his shopping again) ARRRRGH! Jon: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO LIE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LIVING ROOM?! Garfield: (Puts paws on head) I can't win. Garfield (Looking over his shoulder, seeing Jon and Odie) Could you be more specific? () Phone (Garfield picks up) May I speak to the moron of the house?.Garfield: No… Phone: Hello? Hello? Garfield: Cats can't talk. Phone: (When Garfield picks up) May I speak to the head of the household?.Garfield: There's little difference in Jon's world. Jon: I'm in the mood to party!… Or fold laundry.(Garfield walks along) Sign: Or visit me on the web at: Sign 2 WWW. Garfield: Especially the way things smell. I'm gonna have to change my socks more often. The ways things taste, the way things smell. Jon: Having a girlfriend changes everything, Garfield.Garfield: (dragging in a woman by her legs) How about a woman? () Jon: How cute! Nermal brought me my newspaper! And my slippers and my pipe! What more could a man want?.Mouse: I'm back from Hawaii! Garfield: OK, so it was several eyelashes. Garfield: (bragging to Jon) I came within an eyelash of catching that pesky mouse today.Jon: Somewhere out there is the woman for me!… hiding no doubt.Garfield: Did I mention I rolled Odie up in a blanket and stuffed him onto the top shelf of the hall closet? Jon: Very quiet. Jon: And how's your boyfriend? Liz: I don't have a boy- (Jon smiles) Garfield: Lady, you have no one to blame but yourself. Odie walks by, as does Jon, wearing a T-shirt that says 'Kiss Me,' a pair of heart-print shorts, and bunny slippers. Garfield: (Standing atop Jon's easy chair) From this vantage point, I can survey all that I rule!.Jon (to the phone) : I may not be rich, but remember this: money can't buy happiness.Lyman: What's it strung with? Jon: Catgut.

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SUSHI BOY GARFIELD SERIES

Garfield is a popular comic strip created by Jim Davis, as well as the name of the main character of the strip.įor quotes from the animated TV series based on the strip, see: Garfield and Friends. For the United States President, see James A.

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